Okay lady I get you’re having sex and all but is it really necessary to scream like you’re a drowning horse it’s 2 am really now
ok so i have this elderly aunt who i am friends with on facebook
she usually posts about stuff like how cute her grandson is, and she’s really into knitting and basket weaving and other crafty art stuff so sometimes she posts about that
you know how Facebook sometimes posts to your wall when you watch a video?
apparently she watched one called “hippo shits everywhere”
omfg im dying
is it bad that i want to be a vet solely to devote my life to caring for sloths in costa rica
